The International Pun Contest has featured ten first-place winners, including a vulture carrying dead raccoons and a person with a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by Halitosis. The contest was originally posted on September 13, 2007, and the ten winners have since been shared on various social media platforms.
An irreverent description of Mahatma Gandhi circulating on the internet is also mentioned, with a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by Halitosis. This description is not related to the term “halitosis” or bad breath, but rather a joke about the term.
Hemming-Clark’s book, “Super Callous Fragile Mystic Exed by Halitosis: 250+ Brilliant Scout Campfire Skits”, offers a vast array of skit ideas for young people to perform at various events. The book provides a wealth of skit ideas for both grown-ups and children, providing a wide range of activities for young people to enjoy.
One example of a person with a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by Halitosis is John Pollack’s book, “The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun”. He describes his own experiences with bad breath, which led him to become frail and suffer from it.
Another example is a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density, and has bad breath. The book also features a person who goes into a restaurant with no passion or excitement, despite the notes and musicians.
📹 Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Hallitosis
“Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
📹 Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis #outofthequestion
Ever heard a funny joke and every time you think of it you laugh out of proportion to the level of funny in the joke? Tell me what …
That’s really more of a humorous turn of phrase. A joke in a broad sense is a story with a humorous climax. It usually takes the form of what many call a joke joke. Meaning, a joke in it’s most typical form. There’s a setup that repeats itself in order to follow the rule of 3’s. Then the punchline. That’s the funny part. Like the one about elderly gentleman who walked up to a park bench with 3 people sitting on it. He asks the first person “Guess how old I am.” “Oh, I don’t know. 72.” “I’m 95 years old and I’m still loving life.” “Oh but you look so young. God bless ya. Yada yada.” To the second person. “Guess how old I am. And the same thing. “How do you do it?” and the same stuff. The third person is an older lady. He walks up to her and says. “Guess how old I am.” The old woman reaches right out, unzips his fly and starts feeling his genitals. After a time she says “Hmm. You’re 95 years old.” He goes “That’s amazing. How did you do that?” She says “I heard you tell those two.”